Barry’s Cold Cockle Cocoa Mix

Barry’s Cold Cockle Cocoa Mix
This cocoa is sure to warm the cockles of your heart.  After in depth research at the Mitchell Center for Cockle Research & Global Cockle Warming, it has been determined that no one really knows what cockles are, what they do, or where they come from.  However, the general consensus is that they are cold most of the time due to the carbon footprint of the Alaskan Caribou.  If you are one of the millions suffering from cold cockles, consult Dr. Barry’s Cold Cockle Cocoa Mix for instant relief!  Simply add one bag of cocoa mix with one-cup hot water (sprinkling white snowman poop is optional, but advised). Aaaaahhhh, . . . relax and enjoy . . . your cockles will warm in no time.

Make Your Own Dr. Barry Cold Cockle Mix
21.8 oz. Box of Nestle Nesquik
8 oz. dry Coffee Creamer
25.6 oz. Box of Powdered Milk
16 oz. Box of Powdered Sugar
1/8 T Salt
4 oz. Hershey Unsweetened Cocoa
Divide into 1/3 cup bags.  Makes 46 servings

Enjoy!